Monday, April 27, 2009

THE BOOK OF NOM: CHAPTER 1

OMNOM.

THAT IS THE NAME OF THE ORACLE OF THE FOREST. HE RABIDLY DEVOURS RABBITS AND POTATOES. HE CASTS SPELLS WITH HIS PSEUDOSTAFF THAT IS SHAPED LIKE A GOLF CLUB. HE FARTS TISSUES AND SNEEZES BUMBLEBEES.

HE IS LIKE A GOD. HE CREATES TIGERS OUT OF NOTHING AND RAISES ANTELOPE FROM NOTHING.

I AM NOT HIS DISCIPLE. MERELY AN EMISSARY.

1 comment:

Erin said...

You're an interesting one Nick.