Forty-Two

I thoroughly believe that my conduct as of late has been unsatisfactory. The cockamamie things I have written have had no relevance to the previous things I have written. The closest resemblance was to the one I wrote about aardvarks. I believe that if this were a democracy and I was running for president, I would receive no votes at all. I would be the laughing stock of the entire country. Therefore from henceforth I will not be writing like that of a mentally deranged cretin. Forgive me for my idiocy and imbecilic tendencies.

AND THAT'S THE WAY IT WAS.