Wamblings

According to our planner, wambling is what your stomach does when you are hungry. And people wonder why I know so much random junk. Anyway, I think I've got a good topic to sink my fangs into tonight.

I don't think I've been very vocal about this, but I think now is better than never to address it. Relationships, and my views about my choices and others. I know it isn't my business to talk about other people but getting stuff like this out of my system make me feel a bit liberated to be rid of a weight on my mind such as things like these are.

Now, time to get to business. One of my secret vices, which I guess isn't so secret anymore, is watching people going through relationships. I think these observations are a little unfair on my part and kind of creepy, but nonetheless it's more of a information mining activity than anything else. All the stuff I see gets filed in the great library in my head for later reference. I can't tell you how many times my friends have asked my advice about how to go about their problems knowing full well that I don't have the experiences to comment with reliable information. It absolutely blows my mind. I can remember one time when I got asked about how to go around telling their parents that they had a girlfriend. Seriously, you cannot make this stuff up! I believe all of these happening in my life are for my own good and they'll probably better prepare me when I actually decide to test out this dating thing. That brings me to the second thing I want to address withing the topic I established at the beginning of this post.

I am a phenomenon. I haven't ever had a girlfriend. I haven't ever gone on a simple date with a girl nor have I ever kissed a girl. I am a lip virgin, per se. I've contemplating breaking that barrier more times than you can think, but every time it comes down to it I shoot down that notion like a sniper. Contrary to what I've told many people, there are girls that I like, but that's about the extent of it. No crushing, no obsessions, nada. Crushes are a useless waste of time unless you actually act upon your desires. I think that if I ever developed a crush on someone I probably wouldn't act upon it because I would look like a complete idiot if I did. Anyway, my lack of relationship experience is nothing really all that important but I'm glad I was able to unload in this incredibly long post that I am making longer by by rambling on incessantly about pretty much insignificant ideas that ooze out of my cranium. I really want to make this post longer but my tiredness and the way I've written this post prevent me from accomplishing that.

As the great William Shakespeare put as the title of a play: There is much ado about nothing.

That's the story of my life.